Not of This World

Now, I neither believe, nor disbelieve.

But I have firm reasons, which I either will or will not get into here, to think certain public officials are not human.

Not at all.

You've seen "They Live", right? If not, rent it. It's real good for at least reference sake, including Consolidated's "Friendly Fa$cism" repeatedly samples it:

Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen
to the end of the twentieth century
and the arrival of friendly fascism.
Regrettably, millions will die as before.
But just think of the tremendous selection and savings you'll gain.
Of course the loss of freedom and democracy are tragedies, I know,
but consider the entertainment value contained within
and to remind you,
it is you, the people, who have mandated this course of our fate
so please come with me...

SO I honestly think some of these people ARE NOT HUMAN. They include, but are not limited to:

1. CONGRESSMAN LLYOD DOGGETT (and his whole family). For some reason, on our side, but not of this origin. They make me feel funny. Funny, funny. And I've touched them. And their heads are too big. They just have this presence...

2. VP DICK CHENEY (but unfortunately, not Bush: he's human). Definitely one of the "others", and I wouldn't be surprised if a forked tongue came out of his mouth or his skin "randomly" turned blue-black else sprung scales outta "nowhere" at some point. Not at all.

3. THE POPE. I have no other idea how a body of people supposedly for the Good could be so Evil.

4. SENATOR KAY BAILEY-HUTCHINSON. The only way a woman could be so cold, without being a closet lesbian. If you're just a lesbian, come out already, will you? We'll still hate you, we swear, but on more honest grounds.

5. EVERY SCIENTIST THAT SAYS GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T HAPPENING. Absolute conspiracy. You're trying to kill us. It ain't funny.