The Iceberg, or the Volcano?

I've been asking myself this question all week. I have two emptied cardboard toilet paper tubes to prove it.

Which is worse?: an ice storm that shuts down the entire city, nay, most of the US, actually, as I understand--but dammit this is TEXAS WTF?!...

nevermind.

I take the side tangent. No, global warming isn't happening. The Bush Administration says it isn't. Who cares what the rest of the world and Al Gore think? It'd be ludicrous to go against a single thing the President says.

Oh, wait, the other half of the question: ice storm? Or pollen, and the ensuing never-ending snot volcano that comes with it?

I hafta say, those few days of freeze were the longest relief from my nose constantly itching I've had in years. I just went through two whole rolls of toilet paper in 24 hours trying to keep up with the snot.

Why does snot keep coming? I mean, at some point, why don't you just dehydrate and die or run outta snot cells or something? Do they really dish out more snot cells than brain cells at birth?

That'd explain a lot. I mean A LOT.

[Oops. Poor Joey just suffered a wheelie chair running over his foot whilst I attempted to retrieve a new tissue.]

I guess I'll never know.

But on the topic of ice storms in Austin (and thanks to TXSharon for this forward):



Funniest thing I've seen all year! Especially since this is probably the Drunk Driving Capitol of the USA, my goddess, this made my day. :)